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center]Osama bin Laden, severly injured in an
> American attack, is
> in a US Army medical facility, when he asks
> the attending
> doctor, "Doc, when will I die?"
>
> "Unsure of the exact time of death," his
> Western doctor says.
> "But you will die on an American holiday."
>
> "How do you know it will be on an American
> holiday?" asks the
> terrorist.
>
> "Oh," said the doctor, "Any day that you die
> will be an American
> holiday."[/center]
> American attack, is
> in a US Army medical facility, when he asks
> the attending
> doctor, "Doc, when will I die?"
>
> "Unsure of the exact time of death," his
> Western doctor says.
> "But you will die on an American holiday."
>
> "How do you know it will be on an American
> holiday?" asks the
> terrorist.
>
> "Oh," said the doctor, "Any day that you die
> will be an American
> holiday."[/center]