الرئيسية
CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either
COMPROMISE
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
on
ECSTASY
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done
together
EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either
COMPROMISE
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
on
ECSTASY
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done
together
EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you